This just in, Aliens are REAL! Everyone knows that aliens are stories that people tell to there kids; however, they have been among us for years! The aliens introduced themselves in front of Congress. At first the alien was thought to be a psychopath; however, he was able to prove that he was an alien. He turned in to a were-wolf and his space ship flew out side the congress building. Apparently, according to Congress men John a.k.a Were-wolf Faolán aliens look like creatures of myth hiding as humans. Now, the government has had a call to find all the other aliens among us. Turns out, half of the populations of the
When I spoke to some citizens, so had this to say:
“I don’t feel safe now know that my child’s teacher was a vampire this entire time!”
“Once this got out, I found out that my wife was a Were-wolf! This scared the living daylights out of me! I don’t know what to do!”
“Its cool that aliens are real, I’ve been trying to prove it for years! But I always thought it would be little green men, not monsters!”
I spoke with some of the alien residents they said this:
“Just because I’m a vampire doesn’t mean I drink blood. We don’t even drink blood. Some one saw one of our kind drinking something red and assumed it was blood. It was tomato juice!”
“Im what you call a Frankenstein monster, but im not a monster! Im not dumb either!”
It is unclear of the path that we are walk on now. We will try to keep you informed of what’s going on as we get the news. Will these alien monster still stay among us? Will they be forced to leave earth? Can we work together with them? Do we really need our kids growing up with this? This is Jorge Franks reporting.
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